Is there any other way to read that? I mean really.
please don’t, I need it.
BLAIRE GET OUT OF HERE.
MEDIC, this one is not breathing!
HOLDING, mutual hold please, shock blankets, holy water, THIMBLES, SOMEONE HELP US
911 I HAVE AN EMERGENCY I’D LIKE TO REPORT.
That episode nearly killed me
I’M JUST GONNA LIE HERE AND SCREAM.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT TIL MARCH?
YELLS LOUDLY I THINK IVE SEEN THAT BOOK AT MY LIBRARY OH WHY MUST I HAVE 20+ DOLLAR FINES
THERE’S SO MUCH INFORMATION.
SO MUCH STUFF.
MY DOG DOESN’T PEE ON THE FLOOR TO SPITE ME CARISSA. SHE IS FULLY POTTY TRAINED
WELL. YOU SEEM TO HAVE A DILEMMA THEN.
im going to pee myself
quick! puppy pads!
..and i watched amazed as the light bursted off of Carissa’s brunt bread brown windows to her soul. The sheer warmth and welcome was enough to convince me she had once…trapped a fly within her chops.
The Lion King lied to me. that shit didn’t taste like chicken.
it tasted like victory.
ah sHIT I’M HORRIBLE WITH THESE.
1) I have had people argue over what color my eyes are. The resounding opinion is hazel, but I say burnt-bread-brown.
2) I refer to Connor Kenway as Boo-Boo-Keys.
3) I am
really short travel size for easy convenience.
4) Once I actively caught a fly with my mouth. It wasn’t pleasant.
5) I scare my roommates by making Last of Us clicker noises.
not even close, but they mentioned Dobbs Ferry and that made me giggle.
and the main dude is really really ridiculously good looking so hey I’ll bite.