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bootygrenades sent: please tell me that "#oh NO HES HOT" tag was to be read in squidwards voice because that's what i did js

Is there any other way to read that? I mean really.


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Anonymous sent: You're so cute. I could just cut off your face.

please don’t, I need it.


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Anonymous sent: LAAAAAAHHMMMMBas bread

BLAIRE GET OUT OF HERE.


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MEDIC, this one is not breathing!



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HOLDING, mutual hold please, shock blankets, holy water, THIMBLES, SOMEONE HELP US

911 I HAVE AN EMERGENCY I’D LIKE TO REPORT.



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That episode nearly killed me

I’M JUST GONNA LIE HERE AND SCREAM.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT TIL MARCH?

HOLD ME.


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YELLS LOUDLY I THINK IVE SEEN THAT BOOK AT MY LIBRARY OH WHY MUST I HAVE 20+ DOLLAR FINES

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT

THERE’S SO MUCH INFORMATION.

SO MUCH STUFF.


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MY DOG DOESN’T PEE ON THE FLOOR TO SPITE ME CARISSA. SHE IS FULLY POTTY TRAINED

WELL. YOU SEEM TO HAVE A DILEMMA THEN.


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im going to pee myself

quick! puppy pads!


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..and i watched amazed as the light bursted off of Carissa’s brunt bread brown windows to her soul. The sheer warmth and welcome was enough to convince me she had once…trapped a fly within her chops.

The Lion King lied to me. that shit didn’t taste like chicken.

it tasted like victory.


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blusherlock sent: ONCE YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS YOU MUST TELL FIVE RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF AND SEND THIS TO TEN OF YOUR FAVORITE FOLLOWERS ♥ Capps

ah sHIT I’M HORRIBLE WITH THESE.

UM.

1) I have had people argue over what color my eyes are. The resounding opinion is hazel, but I say burnt-bread-brown.

2) I refer to Connor Kenway as Boo-Boo-Keys.

3) I am really short travel size for easy convenience.

4) Once I actively caught a fly with my mouth. It wasn’t pleasant.

5) I scare my roommates by making Last of Us clicker noises.


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not even close, but they mentioned Dobbs Ferry and that made me giggle.

and the main dude is really really ridiculously good looking so hey I’ll bite.