a dalish elf sent from their clan to gather information getting sucked into the war and trying to be like ‘inQUISITOR? im really sorry but i gotta be home by midnight so good luck with this whole rift thing…….’
"my keeper says i gotta come home right now immediately"
Cullen??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Cullen spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Cullen scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy
(Some of the) MCU cast take on the Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS.
I did that for the ladies. You’re welcome.
I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.
We never stay and in the end we lose everyone.
I should have known that you were one person who always stays.